1. Swedish woman finds 2,000-year-old gold ring - The Local

    paprikapotts:

    barbaricyip:

    motherfuckingnazgul:

    shireen-baratheon:

    #THERE ARE LITERALLY THREE MOVIES AND A HUGE-ASS BOOK EXPLAINING WHY KEEPING IT IS A BAD IDEA

    "…it felt like a gift from the underworld," Lundin told The Local. "It was my magnificent ring. I didn’t want to give it up."

    O_O

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  2. redglasseslove:

    deluxetoaster:

    can we start a club for teenagers who were constantly complimented on their intelligence when they were younger and are now having trouble coping with the realization that they’re actually of average intellect at best

    May I join?

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  3. ethereo:

Tsuguharu Hosoya, Autumn flame

    ethereo:

    Tsuguharu HosoyaAutumn flame

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  5. Well this is just not ok. 

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  6. "He was family" 

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  7. Two people who were once very close can without blame or grand betrayal become strangers. Perhaps this is the saddest thing in the world.
    Warsan Shire (via explorelifeandsmilealot)
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  8. this-disgusting-ribbon:

    LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS" bellows the Orc to his Orc friends. Orcs know what menus are. Orcs know what restaurants are. are there bistros in Mordor? these are the questions i need answering

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  9. westeroni:

    sketchlock:

    genderfluidstrider:

    jaegerirl:

    fartgallery:

    when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes

    if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad

    overthrow the boogeoisie

    Wait I thought everyone was just forced to wear a sheet over their heads.

    where do you think they get the sheets bruh.

    bed bath and beyond the veil.

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  10. Wizarding Logic

    • Sirius: Hey Hagrid can I have my godson whom I was entrusted to look after by my best mate, his father?
    • Hagrid: No, Dumbledore says you can't.
    • Sirius: But, legally, I-
    • Hagrid: No.
    • Aurors: Sirius Black you are under arrest for the murder of twelve people and for being implicated in the murder of the Potters and for working for Lord Voldemort.
    • Sirius: But, if you looked at my wand you'd see I didn't cast any-
    • Aurors: No.
    • Sirius: Why would I even betray James? He was like a brother to me. He showed me what was wrong with my upbringing, he took me in when I was disinherited, and he was the best mate I ever had. I am so upset about his death I am barely coherent.
    • Aurors: Dumbledore says you did it.
    • Sirius: But I was working FOR Dumbledore. Literally ask any Order member or Death Eater and they will tell you that Voldemort hated me.
    • Aurors: You're going to wizard prison, motherfucker.
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  11. nikolaecuza:

    danosaurs-and-philions:

    im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh

    I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.

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  12. captainsexychest:

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  13. thedarklordkeisha:

    Calvin is the most relatable protagonist in the history of anything.

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  14. mugglebornheadcanon:

    635. A pureblood pranks a muggleborn by casting a Levitation Charm on them. Instead of freaking out, the muggleborn bursts into “Defying Gravity”. Many muggleborns join in, much to the pureblood’s confusion.

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  15. We often forget that WE ARE NATURE. Nature is not something separate from us. So when we say that we have lost our connection to nature, we’ve lost our connection to ourselves.
    Andy Goldsworthy (via burjer-joint)
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