Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Journalist. Traveler. Total geek.
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
Thank you that’s an important disclaimer
Someone should have told Kronos…
I love Robert Frost and the poem “nothing gold can stay” but in my head Robert is like, “Aw, naw girl. It’s not your fault, but you’re turning 30 now and you gettin’ Uuu-gly. Nothing gold can stay and you tarnishing. We’re done. Outtie!”
never take the road less traveled by. im lost in the woods and all i have is this stupid guide book called the complete works of robert frost.
I won’t soon forget the events that took place in #ferguson…will you?
so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing
people are psycho
I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!
classiest way to poison someone hands down
That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.
I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.
wait why does everyone want one of these
what are all of you people planning
i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary
Any time anyone starts to take Shakespeare too seriously I have to remind them that “Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them” is a dick joke
laughing so hard because this is so accurate
We used AIM but same thing.
Jfc is Canadia even real
I live in Canada and I’m not even sure.
60 notes in and no one has noticed that I spelled Canada wrong…nailed it
It’s ok the leader of our country also thinks its Canadia.
If you even point your fucking finger at a cop in America you’re liable to get shot just because you “might have had a gun”, and fuck they’re spraying the cops with water guns
The money thing is no joke. I work in a wal-mart up here and when you open the cash drawer, you get a whaft of maple and it’s glorious.
TODAY MY CHEMISTRY TEACHER BURNED A DOLLAR IN FRONT OF US BUT HE FORGOT TO TELL US THAT THE DOLLAR WOULDNT BURN ONLY THE ALCOHOL WOULD SO HE TOOK OUT A 100 DOLLAR BILL AND SOAKED IT IN ALCOHOL AND WERE LIKE “WHAT ARE YOU DOING” AND HE CAUGHT IT ON FIRE AND WE ALL YELLED AT HIM BUT THEN IT WENT OUT AND THE BILL WAS FINE AND WE WERE SILENT FOR 20 MINUTES
How to get your class to shut up for the entire period: science teacher edition
-Sandman, Neil Gaiman
translation by classicsenthusiast
"He was a creature of hope, for dreams are hopes, and echoes of hopes, and I am a creature of despair."
requested by friendsaremybooks(via classicsenthusiast)
so this is pretty incredible
I stumbled upon this video a long time ago and it honestly made me feel a lot better.
"If you’ve never failed, you’ve never lived."
I could not fit everyone mentioned in the video in this post so be sure to give the video a look.