April232014

[In which we are simultaneously Jennifer and Colin.]

(Source: captainswanouat, via lostgirl13)

1PM

mechinaries:

i imagine both steve and bucky like to come up with different ways to poke fun at sam every time they pass him during jogging

because they are shitheads

(the first one is a print you can get here)

(via hookskraken)

6AM

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

(via lostgirl13)

6AM

kodmaeda:

rainy weather and thunder doesn’t make me gloomy at all it’s more like, fuck yeah this is my kingdom of darkness and i’m the queen

(Source: notfurry, via lostgirl13)

3AM
“look sirius im a maraudeer!” james potter at some point probably (via margaerytyrcll)

(via extraordinarilyoptimistic)

3AM

mishasminions:

IS IT HOT IN HERE OR CAN I JUST FRY AN EGG ON SEBASTIAN STAN’S BODY

(via iamyourdarkestnightmaretoo)

3AM

flyingonthefriendshipship:

Would you kill him in his bed?
Thrust a dagger through his head?
I would not, could not, kill the King.
I could not do that evil thing. 
I would not wed this girl, you see.
Now get her to a nunnery.

~ Green Eggs and Hamlet 

(via iamyourdarkestnightmaretoo)

3AM

alphalewolf:

Those women are doing a public service, Chris.

(via iamyourdarkestnightmaretoo)

3AM
“When “i” is replaced with “we” even illness becomes wellness.” Malcolm X  (via jesuszoned)

(Source: nargessi, via iamyourdarkestnightmaretoo)

April222014
hookless:

when ur studying how to break a curse but ur magical girlfriend keeps trying to impress u

hookless:

when ur studying how to break a curse but ur magical girlfriend keeps trying to impress u

(via hookskraken)

1AM

How to tell how much of a Marvel fan the people in the movie theater are:

shadowjumpingsherlock:

will-graham-willgraham:

cupcakeforger:

supergleefuldoctorwolflock:

Stage 1: Those who leave as soon as the movie ends

Stage 2: Those who know to stay until the credits for the extra scene

Stage 3: Those who stay until the end of the credits for the second extra scene

I’m a stage three. 

We all are

Stage 4: those who will stay until the ushers kick them out because they don’t trust marvel

(via hookskraken)

April212014
lightneverfades:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS
EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP
AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”
IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE
EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

THIS IS LIKE JARVIS. 
A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.

lightneverfades:

beahbeah:

confuzzeldmind:

WHOEVER BUYS THIS FOR ME WINS MY ETERNAL LOVE

I OWN THIS

EVERY MORNING HE SAYS SOMETHING DIFFERENT ABOUT HOW THE WORLD NEEDS YOU AND YOU HAVE TO GET UP

AND WHEN YOU PRESS THE BUTTON TO HUSH HIM HE SAYS “DEFTLY DONE, MADAM,” OR “IF IT’S NOT TOO FORWARD OF ME, THAT DID TICKLE, MADAM”

IT WAKES YOU UP WITH THE SOUND OF CHIRPING BIRDS BEFORE STEPHEN FRY’S VOICE

EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE

THIS IS LIKE JARVIS. 

A REAL JARVIS EXCEPT HE’S A CLOCK.

(Source: monodialogue, via endlessfighter)

5PM

perhaps-i-would-swan:

holdoutifyoucanmysweet:

"It’s a family show"
Adam Horowitz whispers feebly. No one can hear him over the sound of Rebecca Mader moaning.

image

(via hookskraken)

5PM
  • jen: so guys...
  • colin: we were wondering...
  • jen: since captain swan is going so well...
  • colin: and people like it so much...
  • jen: because it is so well written...
  • colin: we wanted to add a little line
  • adam: ...
  • eddy: ...
  • adam: what is it?
  • colin and jen: BOOM!!!
4PM

In which Charming can’t enjoy his refreshments:

enchanteddiana:

3x05: Charming, if you drink this water you can never leave Neverland.

3x14: Charming, go ahead, drink your tea. *evil laughter* Have fun hallucinating.

3x18: Charming, don’t drink it! It’s poison to open the vortex!

DO YOU WANT HIM TO DEHYDRATE?!

image

(via lostgirl13)

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