Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
Journalist. Traveler. Total geek.
“LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS" bellows the Orc to his Orc friends. Orcs know what menus are. Orcs know what restaurants are. are there bistros in Mordor? these are the questions i need answering
when you die and become a ghost are you forced to wear what you were wearing when you died for eternity or can you go to like Ghost Gap and buy some new ghost clothes
if theres ghost capitalism i swear to fuck ill be so mad
overthrow the boogeoisie
Wait I thought everyone was just forced to wear a sheet over their heads.
where do you think they get the sheets bruh.
bed bath and beyond the veil.
im a bad person who thinks bad thoughts like ‘ew what is that girl wearing’ and then remember that im supposed to be positive about all things and then think ‘no she can wear what she wants, fuck what other people say damn girl u look fabulous’ and im just a teeny bit hypocritical tbh
I was always taught by my mother, That the first thought that goes through your mind is what you have been conditioned to think. What you think next defines who you are.
Calvin is the most relatable protagonist in the history of anything.
635. A pureblood pranks a muggleborn by casting a Levitation Charm on them. Instead of freaking out, the muggleborn bursts into “Defying Gravity”. Many muggleborns join in, much to the pureblood’s confusion.
when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds
girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms
Girls share everything.
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
Thank you that’s an important disclaimer
Someone should have told Kronos…
I love Robert Frost and the poem “nothing gold can stay” but in my head Robert is like, “Aw, naw girl. It’s not your fault, but you’re turning 30 now and you gettin’ Uuu-gly. Nothing gold can stay and you tarnishing. We’re done. Outtie!”
never take the road less traveled by. im lost in the woods and all i have is this stupid guide book called the complete works of robert frost.
I won’t soon forget the events that took place in #ferguson…will you?